So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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