I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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