I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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