Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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