Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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