Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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