you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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