Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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