Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
FUCK WHALES
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