video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm always down for nudity.
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