he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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