babies were throwing up all over the place
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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