sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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