what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
