That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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