That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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