he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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