I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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