i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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