kristin has been a bad kristin
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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