I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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