whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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