just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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