Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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