Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i was born a porn star she said
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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