He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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