I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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