question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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