my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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