Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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