In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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