It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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