at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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