We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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