Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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