Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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