Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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