what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
