I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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