3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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