There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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