im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I believe in your delicious
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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