Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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