Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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