is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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