smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
