the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
