I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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