just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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