I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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