Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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