So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I wear drunk well.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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