You work out of a Hotel?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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