I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I AM VODKA MAN
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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